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JOKE OFF THE DAY I WILL POST A NEW JOKE EVERY DAY

Post  im dead on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 15:45

JOKE 1

Q WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GEORGE BUSH AND SANTA CLAUS?????

A SOME PEOPLE STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS


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Post  Jim Bob on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 15:51

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Post  im dead on Fri 23 Nov 2007 - 15:58

JOKE 2

A WOMAN POSTS AN ADD IN THE LOCAL PAPER THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS........

LOOKING FOR MAN WITH THESE QUALIFICATIONS, WONT BEAT ME UP OR RUN AWAY FROM ME AND IS GREAT IN BED....

SHE GOT LOADS OFF PHONE CALLS REPLYING TO HER ADDS BUT MET SOMEONE PERFECT AT HER DOOR ONE DAY. THE MAN SHE MET SAID ....HI IM BOB I HAVE NO ARMS SO I WONT BEAT YOU UP AND NO LEGS SO I WONT RUN AWAY.....

SO THE LADY SAID WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOUR GOOD IN BED????????

BOB REPLIES....... I RANG THE DOOR BELL DIDNT I !!!!!!!

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Post  Jim Bob on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 2:32

LMFAO... but i thought it was 1 a day Very Happy it's ok keeps me entertained... that 1 was funny, funny indeed lol

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Post  im dead on Sat 24 Nov 2007 - 9:45

A BLOND AND A BRUNETTE WERE IN A ELEVATOR WITH A MAN. THEY BOTH NOTICED HE HAD SOME DANDRUFF ON HIS SHIRT BUT WERE TO NICE TO SAY ANYTHING TO HIM ABOUT IT ONCE HE FINALLY GOT OUT 2 FLOORS LATER THE BRUNETTE SAID WOW SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE THAT MAN SOME HEAD AND SHOULDERS AND THE BLONDE REPLIED HOW DO YOU GIVE SHOULDERS??

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Post  im dead on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 9:10

paddy phones murphy up and says. " murphy mate ive ran over a pig in a country road what shall i do???"
he says
paddy mate if your sure its dead then just throw it in a ditch
paddy replies "but what shall i do about the speed camera it was holding??

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Post  Posn on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 9:19

LOL

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Post  im dead on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 9:23

THE 7 DWARFS WERE WORKING DOWN A MINE WHEN IT COLLAPSED. A RESCUER CALLED DOWN CAN ANYONE HEAR ME ???
A VOICE REPLIED ENGLAND ARE GONNA QUALIFY FOR EURO 2008!" SNOW WHITE SAYS WELL AT LEAST FUCKING DOPEYS ALIVE

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Post  im dead on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 9:24

ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM ARE CHANGING THEIR SHIRTS. THE THREE LIONS WILL BE REPLACED WITH THREE TAMPONS TO REPRESENT THE WORST FUCKING PERIOD THEY EVER HAD

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Post  im dead on Sun 25 Nov 2007 - 9:34

POLISH IMMIGRANT GOES 4 AN EYE TEST. OPTICIAN SHOWS HIM CARDS WITH LETTERS C Z W I X N O S T A C Z CAN YOU READ THAT THE OPTICAN SAID??
HE SAID "READ IT"? I KNOW THE FUCKING BLOKE

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Post  zogeanking on Tue 18 Dec 2007 - 15:03

These jokes are good Very Happy

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Post  Jim Bob on Sat 5 Jan 2008 - 10:32

LMAO aint they affraid

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